30 Funny First Date Questions

Many of us can find nothing less stressful in our dating lives than going on a first date, as it takes a whole lot of confidence to go out and just try it. What do we talk about? How do I act? There are tons of questions which go through our mind when planning the date out. But breaking the ice can be easy if you just be yourself—and if you want to be silly.

First Date Questions

Showing your quirky side can be a nice touch on a first date, or simply a way to make things less awkward. Here are 15 funny first date questions.

1. Would you rather eat poison ivy or a handful of bees?

2. What's your guilty pleasure TV show?

3. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

4. If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

5. What's one food you can't live without?

6. How fast do hotcakes sell?

7. What's your funniest moment in life?

8. When were you most embarrassed?

9. What superpower would you have if you could choose?

10. What animated character would you date if you had to choose?

11. If you could trade places with anyone, who would it be?

12. Do you like grocery shopping?

13. If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

14. If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

15. Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person?

16. What's the weirdest thing you've ever dreamed?

17. Who was your first celebrity crush?

18. What are you embarrassed to admit you're afraid of?

19. What is your favorite random food combination?

20. Have you ever pulled any good pranks?

21. If you could be a cartoon, which would you be?

22. What is your spirit animal?

23. What is your go-to karaoke song?

24. What would your DJ name be?

25. What's the worst joke you've ever heard?

26. What's one thing you'd never step foot outside wearing?

27. Have you ever drunk texted someone?

28. What's your favorite website?

29. Which celebrity do you wish was your BFF?

30. Will you call me after this date?